Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. 7. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. [A non-magical AU. AU. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. . [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Or even just one page. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). Strange, but consensual. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. Like why he hates students so much. Thank you for signing up! [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Dont worry, however. There will be many of both. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. He has no shame. [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. He felt perfectly content. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Hermione broke the hug. The Second Wizarding War began. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. You've been stealing! I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. Develop your characters. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 The rumor spread tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (13), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. 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During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. I am legitimately sad about it now. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. However, when called on to oversee the evacuation of the majority of the students before the Battle of Hogwarts, Filch led the children to safety without hesitation. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. PEEVES! This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. Chapter Text. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. Keep an eye on your inbox. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Why would he? He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. Please consider turning it on! [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. The twins are confused and horny. He hated it. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. 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